Orlando, September 13: A robot of former United States President John F. Kennedy has surfaced in Orlando, Florida. On the heels of a top secret recording that was declassified on September 11, CIA spokesman Ollie Tabooger made the official announcement that after Kennedy's assassination in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963, the President was thought to be laid to rest in Arlington National Cemetery on November 25th, 1963. However, on March 14, 1967 when his remains were permanentaly being moved to their current location only a few feet away, scientists secretly recovered some of his DNA for experiments that would later result in the robot. The top-secret project was labeled "Experiment-Z".
